If you ever feel like your soul is empty
You can fill that void calories aplenty!
If you're ever bored, don't know what to do
Ever want to die? Well, dont see it through!
Just whip up a meal, Oreos, whipcream
Bagel Bites and chocolate, bursting at the seams
There's no need to feel, there's no need to dream
Why go hang yourself when you can just eat?